let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself